Inmates Running the Asylum

Soon to be Has Been Lindsey Graham says The Left wants to create a new “Trump is crazy” narrative.
Senator Elizabeth Warren called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke the 25th amendment. Because he is crazy.
“As the President tweeted this morning……..” — Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump made $82 Million while “working” in the White House last year, Ivanka Trump made $3.9 million from the D.C. hotel. That’s crazy.
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber (Eric and Junior) and other top executives in the Trump Organization are under investigation. Mueller is looking into whether or not they committed campaign finance crimes. This is making Trump crazy. Not the part about his sons. He doesn’t care about them. He’s upset about his business.
Kellyanne Conway refers to Trump as “Commander in Cheese.”
The Third Lady is enjoying the off limits rule from the media. Nobody ever asks her about her husband’s infidelities or calls her weak or vile for staying with him. She’s not Hillary. She doesn’t get asked about her husband and the porn stars he paid off before the erection, er election.
Trump yells at John Kelly and Mike Pence while they eye each on opposite ends of the Oval Office, now known as the rubber room. Trump paces back and forth, like a crazy old uncle saying, ‘Smell my finger” and “Hey you kids! Get off of my white carpet!!! It’s white! It’s white! It must remain WHITE!!!!”
Trump murmurs, “Clean coal, clean coal, clean coal, clean coal” as he roams the halls of the White House, tweeting.
Trump has everybody avoiding him in the White House. Nobody wants to get stuck alone with old Uncle Commander Cheese where they’ll have to sit through the same old stories of the good old days when he won the election.
Trump has “executive time” until 11 am then “works” until 4 pm, Monday-Thursday. Being president is a part time job that the inmates want everyone to believe they have under control.
Trump said his speeches will one day be seen on par with the Gettysburg Address.
Trump says Space Force is real. “We must have American dominance in space. Very importantly, I am hereby directing the Department of Defense and Pentagon to immediately begin the process necessary to establish a Space Force as the Sixth Branch of the Armed Forces.”
Trump says the country is doing better than ever.
Trump wants Jeff Sessions to hunt down whoever wrote the New York Times Op-Ed. It’s driving him insane.
Trump yells out, “Hey you guys! Where you goin’?” as smoke fills the room, alarms go off, and the Republicans run for the exits.
Trump gasps and yells, “FAKE NEWS!” while Sean Hannity runs for the door and the real media is hit with the realization that it needs to give up the pretense of treating Trump’s behavior as something to analyze on any rational grounds. They’re trapped in a burning building with a mad man screaming about his red carpet. GET OUT.
Harry Reid knew how nuts Trump was. Before retiring he said, “Give him fake briefings. They’ll tell him stuff and he won’t know the difference.”
“If his insanity continues then it will not be long before Canada is forced to build a wall to keep Americans out” — Ryan Knight

