It’s Not Tuesday
Truth is not truth
Proof is not proof
Science is not science
America isn’t America
Christianity is not Christianity
Priests are not priests
Bullying isn’t bullying
Fake news is not fake news
The president is not the president
Hair isn’t hair
The right is not right
Pro life is not pro life
Jim Jordan isn’t Gym Jordan
Fox News isn’t news
A press briefing is not a press briefing
Conservatives aren’t conservative
Paul Manafort is not a man without a fort. No wait, yes he is.
Reality TV is not reality, TV
No collusion means collusion
Coal is clean
Guns don’t kill people
The earth is not round
Spaceforce is real (it’s not rocket science)
I tweet therefore I am
It’s not me it’s you
Republican hypocrite fun fact: House Majority Whip Steve Scalise addressed a white supremacist conference led by notorious former KKK leader David Duke in 2002. It’s not your father’s Republican Party anymore. GET OUT.
Trump invited immigration enforcement officials to the White House for a photo op and introduced a brown skilled border patrol agent with, “He speaks perfect English!” Poor border patrol agent. It’s not about you.
“Today Melania Trump read a 4 minute speech about ‘cyberbullying prevention’ while the 72-year-old father of her 12-year-old son was busy cyberbullying” — Lawrence O’Donnell
The First Lady is the not the first lady.
It’s not easy being green (if you’re the environment.) It’s easy if you’re money.
It’s not over until the fat man screams and nobody hears him.