Never Again

Today is 9/11. Trump and the Third Lady flew in to Johnstown, Pennsylvania to attend the Flight 93 memorial service. Trump got off the plane looking like an 8 year old boy who just got off of a roller coaster — pumping his fists in the air and making a kick ass face while Melania walked a few steps behind him in 4” stilettos, ready to walk in a field. Will they let him talk at the memorial and risk him going on a MAGA rally rant?

The first thing Trump did this morning was defend himself and attack the FBI and DOJ on Twitter. No thoughts and prayers or platitudes for the victims of 9/11.

On 9/11/01 Trump said he looked for survivors in the rubble — he didn’t.

On 9/11/01 Trump said he saw Muslims cheering — he didn’t.

Since 9/11 Rudy Giuliani went from America’s mayor to Trump’s stooge.

Rick Perry is spending this day in Moscow.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: The Republicans will copy and paste what they said about 9/11 last year and continue to give presidential carte blanche to a Russian double agent halfwit, seriously jeopardizing our national security. We’re sitting ducks.

Bin Laden gave Trump the tallest building in New York and Trump takes credit for that too.

Bob Woodward’s book, “Fear” comes out today with a warning for us all — We’re not taking this seriously enough.

The party of Lincoln hasn’t been the party of Lincoln since Lincoln.

Sean Hannity criticized Obama for talking about himself too much. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Mike Pence: “It’s disappointing to see Barack Obama be so political.” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Mike Pence said he would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove he didn’t write the lodestar op-ed. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders did end up doing a press conference yesterday after all. She sent the suits out to talk about the economy. Op-ed? Never mind. Bob Woodward’s book? Never mind. Hurricane? Never mind. Kavanaugh perjuring himself? Never mind.

Trump canceled his Mississippi MAGA rally because of the storm. He doesn’t want to be within 800 miles of that thing. His hair could blow off.

57 days until we get to vote!

Junior literally jumped into a swamp filled with alligators to impress his new girlfriend and didn’t get eaten. No problem, he said. I do it all the time.

A year ago, two US diplomats and intelligence officials in Cuba were sickened by sonic attacks resulting in hearing loss and brain damage. We now know that Russia did it. The President won’t do anything.

Mike Pence made a speech this morning. He claimed that thanks to members of the military and law enforcement, there has not been another major terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11. Mass shootings don’t count. Russia infiltrating the White House and the Republican Congress don’t count either.

On 9–11–01 we were attacked by terrorists and we’ve never been the same. In 2016 we were attacked by Russians and we’ll never be the same.

Never again.

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