Rainmaker

It was raining on Trump’s “working vacation” day at his private club in New Jersey that we all pay for and he profits from. He had plenty of time to rant on Twitter and he did. He went off on Andrew McCabe, the FBI, Hillary Clinton, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, James Comey, Jeff Sessions, and Christopher Steele, only to be distracted by bikers who rode up to the club to give him some much needed attention. Since it was pouring outside, Trump moved them into the chandeliered, freshly polished, carpeted clubhouse. Wet black leather with black patches and black shirts that read, “I love guns and titties,” “I may look calm but in my head I’ve already killed you 3 times,” “MAKE LIBERALS CRY AGAIN,” and “When guns are outlawed I will be an outlaw.” The press pool was brought in, too, but not without danger. Trump taunted them, in closed quarters, shoulder to shoulder with pissed off, dripping wet bikers. Trump asked the crowd if they liked the media. The bikers yelled out that they did not. Someone screamed that the press should be sent back outside in the storm. Trump signed a few hats, called a former staffer a low life, got his picture taken with tough guys, made a “I’m a biker too” face and flexed his flabby muscle.

Putin has his own motorcycle gang. They’re called the “Night Wolves.”

Do the bikers realize that they’ll never be invited to Trump Tower? Aren’t any of them upset about what Trump did with their Harleys? Maybe that doesn’t matter. Perhaps all they care about is that Trump loves guns and titties, too.

Trump tweeted that the attorney general, Jeff Sessions, is scared stiff and is missing in action. Maybe he fell off of his bicycle trying to peddle out to eat that cake that was left out in the rain in Joseph McCarthy Park.

Today is day #28 of protesters in front of the Kremlin Annex. People have been gathering every day in front of the White House since Helsinki where Trump all but admitted that he’s working for Putin to tell Trump that he’s fired. Today they will be juxtaposed by a scheduled white supremacist demonstration nearby. They’re convening to commemorate their march on Charlottesville where they chanted “Jews will not replace us,” a white supremacist drove his car into a crowd of peaceful counter protesters, and Heather Heyer was killed.

Let it rain on their hate parade.

Straight white men in America are not oppressed and there is no “other side” to racism.

Trump is having supporters sign up for “real news updates” on their phones in an attempt to create a communication network that can be called upon as soon as justice rains down on Trump. They’ll take to the streets to act out their second amendment fantasies so watch out.

Trump’s rainy day fund is the American tax payer.

Chris Collins isn’t going to run for re-election after all. America smells a wet rat.

“Chris Collins suspends campaign in order to spend more time with his lawyers” — Charles P. Pierce

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Lindsey Graham said that Trump was “crazy” and a “kook” who was “not fit to be president” during the campaign. After he was elected, Lindsey said, “What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy as some kind of kook not fit to be president.” Lindsey needs to take a walk in the rain. He’s gotta wash that man right out of his hair.

Republican candidate Melissa Howard is running for Congress in Florida. She faked her college credentials and said she got a BS degree in marketing from Miami University. She got a BS degree, alright. She didn’t graduate from Miami University and they don’t offer a marketing degree. It’s a fake.

In other news…….. a coordinated rain dance is planned to counter Trump’s escalating “the media is the enemy of the people” rhetoric. More than 100 newspapers will publish editorials on Aug 16 on the dangers of the administration’s assault on the press.

If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention. RIP Heather Heyer.

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