Stupid and Ugly
Nixon was smart enough to plot to obstruct justice in secret but dumb enough to tape record his conversations. Trump is so dumb he’s obstructing justice right out in the open on TV and Twitter.
Deutsch Bank was raided this morning. It’s Trump’s number one creditor. Pretty stupid bank.
An Argentinian prosecutor is taking on a case against the Saudi Arabian Crown Prince. He will face crimes against humanity prosecution. The tall dark and handsome prince is very, very ugly.
Speaking of Argentina, Trump is headed there today to attend the G20 summit where he hates everybody and everybody hates him. Global leaders can’t stand him because he’s dumb, ugly and extremely dangerous. While he’s there, he is going to meet Putin in private where Trump will be outsmarted by Putin once again.
“Trump is that guy who only knows one chord on the guitar” — Jason Johnson
Trump is the guy who never went to class in high school and then somehow ended up giving the commencement speech at graduation.
Trump is so dumb he blamed Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown for GM closures and layoffs. Brown’s response? “There’s a Republican President, Republican House of Representatives, Republican Senate, Republican Governor, and a Republican Supreme Court. He looked all over Ohio and found a Democrat he could point to and blame.” Stupid idiot.
Trump is so dumb he answered written questions from Mueller with answers that were given to him by Paul Manafort’s lawyers so now Mueller knows that Manafort is a spy for the Trump administration.
Trump is so dumb he says he won’t take a pardon for Manafort off of the table.
Trump is so dumb he retweeted a Mike Pence parody account yesterday.
Trump is so dumb he tweeted this: “Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS — Whatever happened to Global Warming?”
Trump is such an idiot he thinks he is too intelligent for climate change. To wit: “One of the problems that a lot of people like myself — we have very high levels of intelligence, but we’re not necessarily such believers. You look at our air and our water, and it’s right now at a record clean. But when you look at China and you look at parts of Asia and when you look at South America, and when you look at many other places in this world, including Russia, including — just many other places — the air is incredibly dirty. And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small. And it blows over and it sails over. I mean, we take thousands of tons of garbage off our beaches all the time that comes over from Asia. It just flows right down the Pacific, it flows, and we say where does this come from. And it takes many people to start off with.”
The Reality TV President is really dumbing us down.
The Trump mobsters are so dumb that they think they can outsmart Bob Mueller.
The members of the 115th Congress include one physicist, one microbiologist, and one chemist, as well as eight engineers and one mathematician. The medical professions are slightly better represented, with three nurses and 15 doctors. They’re pretty good looking too.
Eric Trump asks why we should throw away our relationship with Saudi Arabia just because one journalist was murdered. Is Eric supposed to be the smart one?
Junior went to the University of Pennsylvania and was known as Diaper Don because he’d get so drunk he’d pass out in people’s dorm rooms and pee on their beds.
Ivanka defended herself for naively using a personal email account for government business. She’s not like Hillary and she shouldn’t be locked up. No amount of plastic surgery, hair die and make up can conceal stupidity, greed, deceit, hypocrisy and cruelty. Ivanka Trump is ugly.
FOX News viewers are too stupid to recognize and stop their own crazy thoughts so they continue to believe anything and everything that FOX tells them. They still think Trump is making America great again.
“The problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are. You see, if you’re very, very stupid, how can you possibly realize that you’re very, very stupid, you’d have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you are.” — John Cleese
Michael Cohen is expected to plead guilty today for lying to congressional committees investigating Trump collusion.
Duh duh duh dumb.