The Treason Chronicles for Kindle

Spike Dolomite
Feb 5 · 8 min read

I’ve started compiling my Daily Crime Reports as “quarterly reports” for The Treason Chronicles. Get the first 5 reports today!

Treason Chronicles 1st Quarter 2017: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 April-June 2017

Read about Sally Yates and James Comey, Trump’s 100th day in office, the rise of Robert Mueller, Trump’s first trip abroad, covfefe, and various Senate hearings.

Treason Chronicles 2nd Quarter 2017: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 July-September 2017

Read about the rise and fall of Trumpcare, pissing matches with North Korea, the first G20, massive protests, the first private face to face meeting with Putin, pieces falling into place over Russiagate, Trump’s orgy speech at the Boy Scouts, the exit of Sean Spicer and Reince Preibus, Rex Tillerson’s naps, golf, golf and more golf, the first 200 days, Paul Manafort’s house getting raided, white nationalists descending on the University of Virginia with their violent, deadly Unite the Right rally, Trump pardons Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Maria, Trump making a fool of himself in front of the United Nations, the beginning of the racist war against the NFL, the devastation of Puerto Rico, Roy Moore and the 8 month failure count.

Treason Chronicles 3rd Quarter 2017: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 October — December 2017

Read about Puerto Rico getting kicked to the curb, 2 out of 3 of the top worst mass shootings in US history (Las Vegas outdoor concert and a church in Sutherland, Texas), Mueller taking over the dossier investigation, the government and employers getting involved in women’s sex lives, Rex Tillerson calling Trump a fucking moron, Lindsey Graham’s infamous golf trip with Trump, new Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, birth of the Me Too Movement, Melania’s anti-bullying campaign, Mueller filing first charges in the Russia probe, Paul Manafort getting arrested, George Papadopoulos and Michael Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, a blue wave crashing over state elections, pedophile Roy Moore’s campaign for Jeff Sessions’ seat in Alabama, the Republican tax bill, Junior testifying before Congress, the Republican campaign to discredit the FBI (aka deep state,) and Net Neutrality.

Treason Chronicles 4th Quarter 2018: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 January-March 2018

Read about GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS and more GUNS, the first book written about Trump in the White House, the Republicans going after GPS Fusion, the FBI and the Christopher Steele, Trump holding a televised press conference at Camp David to announce to the country that he is a very stable genius, Dianne Feinstein going rogue and releasing the GPS transcript, corporations laying people off after hitting pay dirt with the Republican tax law, shithole countries, deportations, Stormy Daniels, 2 government shut downs and the second women’s march, Trump’s stupid wall, rescinding DACA, the first state of the union speech, Trump wanting a military parade in his honor, more resignations, Cambridge Analytica and Facebook messing with our minds, Trump’s attorneys jumping ship, the Parkland kids’ March for Our Lives demonstration, and GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, and more GUNS.

Treason Chronicles 5th Quarter 2018: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 April-June 2018

Read about trade wars, the FBI raid on Michael Cohen, bombing Syria, Jim Comey’s book, the emergence of Rudy Guiliani, White House leaks, the first “caravan” to hit the border, deportations, taking children from their parents at the border and losing them, cages and concentration camps, the UN investigating human rights violations in America, Trump declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel, Jared Kushner taking money from Qatar, the RNC and the Trump campaign paying legal fees for people caught up in the Russia scandal, Jared finally getting security clearance, Kim Jong-un playing cat and mouse with Trump, entertaining a North Korean enemy spy in the Oval Office, lots of talk about pardons including Trump saying he can pardon himself, Trump reluctantly attending the G7 summit and saying Russia should be there. Canada, France and Germany getting pissed, Trump meeting Kim Jong-un in Singapore, the New York attorney general investigating Trump’s foundation, Paul Manafort going to jail, Trump using kidnapped children as bargaining chips for his wall, the wicked witch of the West, Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen, denying human rights abuses, Melania’s infamous “I really don’t care do U?” jacket, Republicans getting heckled and chased out of restaurants, and Justice Kennedy retiring.

Treason Chronicles 6th Quarter 2018: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 July — September 2018

Read about migrant children living in concentration camps, disappearing, being orphaned, getting molested and dying, US senators spending the 4th of July in Moscow, the profound stupidity of Trump supporters, the deep state, Mueller indicting 12 Russian military officers, Trump and Putin meeting privately in Helsinki, Maria Butina getting arrested, the White House kicking reporters out of the White House, Paul Manafort being charged with 18 felonies, MAGA rallies getting crazier and more violent, attacks on the press getting more aggressive, reporters being threatened, CNN’s Jim Acosta walking out of a press briefing, Trump branding the Mueller investigation as a witch hunt and a hoax, deportations, security clearance revocations, Michael Cohen pleading guilty to 8 felonies, Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort flipping, the National Enquirer’s David Pecker cooperating with the feds, the suspicious actions of Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul, the death of John McCain, 2 books about Trump and an anonymous op-ed in the New York Times, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testifying about how Brett Kavanaugh almost raped her and the Republicans sympathizing with Kavanaugh as the victim, and the the rage of women as misogyny in government and rape culture bursts open and is defended and protected by Republicans.

Treason Chronicles 7th Quarter 2018: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 October — December 2018

In this quarterly report: The New York Times publishes a 13 page story on tax evasion by the Trump family, Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed even though the public and the Democrats fiercely opposed him, protesters get labeled “mobs,” Native American voter suppression, black voter suppression, the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, Trump and the Saudis cozying up to each other, Trump publicly declares himself a nationalist and then a MAGA Bomber sends bombs to Democrats soon after followed by a mass shooting in a synagogue in Pittsburgh, Trump sends troops to the border a week before the midterms to scare voters, blue wave for the midterm elections, historical win for women, Jeff Sessions resigned, CNN reporter Jim Acosta thrown out of White House and credentials stripped, mass shooting in Thousand Oaks, California, wildfires in California, Trump ordered the gassing of migrants at the border, Michael Cohen pleads guilty, Trump Tower Moscow, Jeffrey Epstein/Alexander Acosta scandal, the death of George H. W. Bush, Trump is identified as Individual 1 who directed Michael Cohen to commit crimes, John Kelly leaves the White House, Russian spy, Maria Butina pleads guilty and gives up information on the NRA linked to Russia, investigation into the Trump inauguration committee, 2 young children from Guatemala die in custody at the border, first use of word, “treason,” Trump pulls out of Syria on Twitter, General Mattis resigns and is then fired, Trump shuts down the government 3 days before Christmas.

Treason Chronicles 8th Quarter 2019: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 January — March 2019

Read about Congressman Brad Sherman of California introducing Articles of Impeachment, the 116th congress sworn in with 102 women in the House and Nancy Pelosi making history again as the first woman Speaker to be elected TWICE, new Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib tells a crowd of supporters “We’re gonna impeach the mother fucker!”, the House passes HR1, the For The People Act, right away, Trump shuts down the government for 35 days and Mitch McConnell blocks votes to re-open it, unindicted co-conspirator Individual 1 nominates Bill Barr to be his attorney general to oversee the investigation into himself and is confirmed, Nancy Pelosi doesn’t invite Trump to make a State of the Union speech, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops doing press briefings, Michael Cohen testifies, the White House refuses to cooperate with investigations, Roger Stone is arrested, extraordinary Democratic candidates start throwing their hats in the ring to run for president, the Democrats hold a Congressional hearing on climate change, the Dems introduce the New Green Deal, the House Dems pass the first bill on gun legislation in decades, HR8, the Bipartisan Background Checks Act, Trump declares national emergency then Congress denies him so he vetoes them, the talking point that Democrats and their doctors kill newborn babies rhetoric starts up, Paul Manafort gets a really light sentence, more evidence of Trump’s mental decline, Bob Mueller hands in his report to Barr a few weeks after he is confirmed but he won’t let anybody read it and then releases his own summary of the report to set up the public relations campaign to benefit Trump setting off another crisis — the corruption of the US Department of Justice.

Treason Chronicles 9th Quarter 2019: Daily Crime Reports by Spike C. Dolomite ebook on Amazon for $3.99 (April — June 2019

In this quarterly report you will see the progression of the loss of control on the part of the Democrats who keep issuing empty threats to Trump’s sycophants who refuse to show up for hearings or honor subpoenas, Nancy Pelosi turns a blind eye and refused to do her constitutional duty, the Attorney General is a traitor, the Republicans pour gas on abortion and light it, and go full bore ahead into infanticide, southern states pass legislation to make abortion a crime, Kirstjen Nielsen gets fired, attacks on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, scandals develop around Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao, the redacted version of the Mueller Report is released and nobody reads it, the NRA implodes, Trump gets outed for losing $1 billion during the time he was writing The Art of the Deal book, Trump threatens to have Bill Barr investigate his political rivals, Congress refuses to check the president’s power, the state of New York closes in on Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops giving press briefings, Freedom Party Republican Justin Amash calls for impeachment, Trump obstructs justice trying to keep Congress from investigating him for obstruction of justice, the Democrats turn their back on the Blue Wave, 1000 federal prosecutors sign on to a letter stating that if Trump were anybody else he would be indicted, Trump confesses on camera that he would commit crimes in order to be re-elected, Hope Hicks testifies but won’t answer any questions, Trump threatens war with Iran, the US keeps people in concentration camps, Trump attends the G20 and gets really chummy with Putin and MBS, further alienating the US from the rest of the world and showing loyalty to dictators, and Trump closed the quarter out with an impromptu trip to the DMZ to walk out on to North Korean soil and shake hands with the world’s most brutal dictator.

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Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.

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