Things are Rotten in Denmark

Spike Dolomite
Aug 21 · 4 min read

After the Prime Minister of Denmark told Trump he couldn’t have Greenland, Trump cancelled his flight to Denmark. If you don’t give me Denmark then I won’t come to your sucky country. It’s way smaller than my country anyway so fuck you.

Denmark is a founding member of NATO. A loyal ally. They were one of our first coalition partners to fight ISIS. And Trump has managed to piss them off now too.

Speaking of Trump pissing people off, he said, “I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat — I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty.”

Disloyal? To who?

Trump clearly made an anti-Semitic statement while sitting in the Oval Office and slandered 4.5 million Americans by calling them disloyal for voting for Democrats. Nazis did that.

He said this while he’s been saying that Democrats are anti-Semitic.

Now Trump is going after the Jews, trying to divide them. How dare they go against God! Trump thinks he’s God now because he heard someone say it on TV.

“At the same time Trump is accusing Democrats of being anti-Semitic, he’s accusing Jews of being disloyal and bragging that a conservative pundit said Israelis ‘love him like he is the second coming of God.’” — Chris Megerian

David Koresh thought he was god and he got his followers to set themselves on fire. Jim Jones thought he was a god and he got his followers to drink poison. Charles Manson’s followers thought he was a god and he got them to kill for him.

Jews don’t think Trump is God but MAGAs sure do.

Jack Kennedy was the first president elected who believed in an Irish Catholic god. He kept that god out of the workplace, just as the forefathers intended.

Speaking of God, evangelicals all think they’re God and that’s a problem for everybody else, but it won’t be forever. Only about 8% of white adults 30 and under identify as evangelical Protestants. Most of the intolerant kooks are over 65 and account for more than one quarter of the population. That wouldn’t be a problem if they just minded their own business and lived and let live, but they don’t. It’s their hateful, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, racist American Christian Taliban way or no way. The good news is they’re dying off. The bad news is they’re not dead yet.

When asked to comment on the Kashmir crisis Trump said, “Kashmir is a very complicated place. You have the Hindus, and you have the Muslims, and I wouldn’t say they get along so great. And that’s what you have right now.” We’re lucky he didn’t say something about China charging the US too much for cashmere sweaters.

Trump couldn’t find Kashmir on a map. Trump couldn’t find a damn map if it was covered in ketchup.

Trump has lost interest in America’s little gun problem. He’s on to the next thing, like being the king of Israel.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Paul Ryan is moving to Washington DC to be closer to the sinking Trumptanic so he can be there to loot the ship of any valuables before it’s totally submerged. Paul Ryan said he would never leave his home state, never! Paul Ryan said he was glad to leave Washington. Glad! Something is rotten in Denmark.

Trump’s political prisoners who have been locked up in his detention centers are being forced fed now because they’ve gone on a hunger strike.

The Brazilian Amazon rain forest is on fire again. Fires are up 85% now with deforestation. The earth is burning up.

The cop who murdered Eric Garner finally lost his job. That only took 5 years.

Meanwhile, the so called president is tweeting. Things are rotten in Denmark, err America.

“The truth is that we don’t have an actual presidency right now. We have a tiresome reality show whose ratings have begun to slide — and whose fading star sees cancellation on the way.” — Eugene Robinson

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