What’s That Smell?

Spike Dolomite

Another former student, this time at Yale, has come forward to say that Brett Kavanaugh whipped out his dick at a party and he and his friends forced her to hold it. She gave the FBI the names of 25 witnesses. Some of them had already been trying to get the FBI to investigate on their own but they were ignored because Bill Barr is in charge. This stinks to high Republican heaven.

“There must be a full Congressional investigation to determine whether someone, and if so who, gave orders that kept the FBI from investigating credible allegations & speaking to witnesses who reached out to them. We were told this was a full investigation.” — Joyce Alene

Somebody paid off $200,000 worth of debts for Kavanaugh before he was nominated. Who did it? If it was a legitimate gift, he would have had to report it as income. If it was somehow owed to him he would have had to report it as an asset. He did neither. That stinks to high Republican heaven.

Justice Kennedy retired abruptly to make room for Kavanaugh which stinks to high Republican heaven. His son was Trump’s banker at Deutsche Bank, the bank that is now under serious investigation for laundering Russian money, most likely to Trump, and quite possibly to Kavanaugh. Do you smell that?

Brett Kavanaugh belonged to a country club which charged $90,000 just to join. Judges don’t make that kind of money. Who wanted him in that country club? Scratch and sniff.

Bill Barr is giving an award to the team that helped Kavanaugh get confirmed because he has the power to do that. That award is normally given to members within the FBI who solved really big crimes. Hold your nose.

The first thing Trump did this morning was tweet: Now the Radical Left Democrats and their Partner, the LameStream Media, are after Brett Kavanaugh again, talking loudly of their favorite word, impeachment. He is an innocent man who has been treated HORRIBLY. Such lies about him. They want to scare him into turning Liberal! Brett Kavanaugh should start suing people for liable or the Justice Department should come to his rescue. The lies being told about him are unbelievable. False Accusations without recrimination. When does it stop? They are trying to influence his opinions. Can’t let that happen!

It’s libel, not liable. Liable means guilty. Brain fart? No. Freudian slip.

MAGAs don’t know the difference between ‘liable’ and ‘libel’ either.

Meanwhile in “Liable, Libel, Who Cares? Kentucky,” a woman went into a Taco Bell in Louisville with 20 homeless people to buy them lunch and got kicked out and Mike Pence got bit by a horse. Not just any horse — a Triple Crown winner American Pharoah.

Fox talking head, Trump supporter and Jeffrey Epstein attorney and party goer, Alan Dershowitz, thinks that too many politicians are being subjected to criminal prosecution. Politicians or Republicans? Democrats aren’t under any investigations. Republicans stink.

It took decades for the Republicans to get Nixon’s smell off of them. Trump’s stench will never come off.

People have been out in the streets, sometimes in the rain, protesting in Hong Kong for 15 weeks, fighting for democracy and refusing to let police militarization become normalized. They refuse to accept abuse of power. Meanwhile in America, people can’t be bothered to turn off the TV or put down their phones long enough to read a newspaper. Apathy, self-centeredness, and denial have a distinct smell. It smells like exhaust.

Republicans say that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to keep cows from farting.

Republicans are all in bed together, farting under the covers and pretending like they’re not, holding their breath, dying for fresh air, but they’ll never get it because they’re all about not protecting clean air.

Ted Cruz told George Stephanopolous this morning that we need to strengthen background checks. “We’ve seen too damn many of these shootings in the state of Texas.” SAY WHAT? Ted Cruz is calling for any kind of gun legislation? TED CRUZ? You know what that means…….Texas has gone from being red to seeing red and Ted is afraid he’ll lose his job. It also means that the NRA has weakened to the point that Ted Cruz isn’t a spokesman for them anymore.

Something smells.

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