America’s Future as Overheard on the Atlantic City Boardwalk

“Hey it’s Guy Fieri here from the Food Network — not that you would dig some real-deal hall of fame bar-b-que, right here on the boardwalk. At Guy’s Bar-B-Que Joint at Wild West Casino, we’re serving some killer smoked meats, my signature sauces an-and the best sides in town.

“Come on, tell me you wouldn’t dig on some ribs, some mac and cheese and an ice-cold beer right now.”

“Your favorite boardwalk stop — Gold Tooth Gerties — is back at Bally’s Atlantic City. Pizza, boardwalk fries chicken wings, dollar dogs and more at your service. Plus, don’t forget to start your day with breakfast, drinks and treats.”

“Unwind with a drink at Lobby Bar, located right at the center of Bally’s. You’ll never have to skip a beat, as you’re right in the center of the action at the chic and sophisticated hotspot.”

“The spa and salon at Bally’s is more than just a place of relaxation and beauty. Take your wellbeing to the next level. With an indoor pool complete with hot tubs and a state of the art fitness center. Including racquet ball AND basketball courts.”