Ode to an Unnamed Car Insurance Company

Whose ad agency seems intent on bypassing critical thought

Won’t you?
Be involved in the call back,
The lizard brain hack,
The laugh track,
When the black plastic
on the dashboard meets the thoracic?

Won’t you save me?
Cut the seat belt and Jaws
of Life me, how unlikely.
I need a doctor, not a cave man
When the brakes can’t
do what the rain can.

Won’t you save me some money?