My friend MJ and I bought tickets to a high tea event. When we arrived, we saw a woman set up a booth with all kinds of health info and yoga stuff, and I looked at MJ and said, "I bought this fucking tea ticket for $50 fucking dollars and I want tea and little tea cakes. I don't want to learn or hear about health for fuck's sake." And MJ, bless her said, "And if they give us herbal tea without caffeine, we're getting the fuck out of here, and then we'll laugh about it all the way home!"

My point? None of us is right in the head, but we're doing the best we can.

BTW, we laughed about it. All the way home.