My brain shortens “Alternate facts” to “alt facts.”
Then my brain automatically turns “alt facts” into “Neo-nazi propaganda.” So here’s a small handful of alt facts the GOP has been pushing for years, that I am now going to think of explicitly as “Neo-nazi propaganda” rather than the more long-winded, “racist, sexist lies to benefit corporations and maintain state control.” Voter fraud is a pervasive, real problem that needs to be stopped.