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This is not the first departures-from-reality piece I’ve read from Hardy. Decide on a five-year goal and get there in two? In which universe? At least three income streams? Ben, your privilege is showing. No more caffeine? Tithing? Sounds like a Mormon to me; preach elsewhere. And so on and so on and so on.

Alyssa, I’m with you on this one.

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