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All The Ways Your Online Orders Were Horribly Packaged

Overpackaged or underpackaged, there is no in-between.

4 min readApr 18, 2024

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All The Ways Your Online Orders Were Horribly Packaged

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A Realistic Night With Your New Sleep Tracker

Your dog tutted in your general direction. He was definitely pressed about something…

4 min readApr 1, 2024

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Mercury’s Cease and Desist to Earth

If anyone’s in retrograde, it’s you.

3 min readApr 11, 2024

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A No Holds Barred Day in the Life, From a Person Who Tells It Like It Is

Can you handle this?

4 min readOct 10, 2023

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A No Holds Barred Day in the Life, From a Person Who Tells It Like It Is

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Slackjaw

Your Inner Saboteur, Or Texts From Your Landlord?

One and the same?

2 min readApr 11, 2024

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Your Inner Saboteur, Or Texts From Your Landlord?

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The Belladonna Comedy

We’re Over! How To Divide Our Assets

I get your mom. She tells me I’m the daughter she never had, and your sister needs to make peace with that.

3 min readMar 29, 2024

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Slackjaw

How To Keep A Secret

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

3 min readMar 23, 2024

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How To Keep A Secret

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Every Online Review for a Perfectly Fine Blanket

Haven’t used it, so couldn’t possibly comment, and yet here I am. 2 stars.

4 min readMar 12, 2024

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Every Online Review for a Perfectly Fine Blanket

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Stephanie
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Slackjaw

Your Restaurant Bill Explained

Check, please?

3 min readFeb 28, 2024

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Your Restaurant Bill Explained

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The Belladonna Comedy

Rosaline, Some Dos and Don’ts of Caring For Me, Your Plant

Do take me out with you one of these days; I like brunch.

4 min readJan 17, 2024

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Rosaline, Some Dos and Don’ts of Caring For Me, Your Plant

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Stephanie

Stephanie

My writing has appeared in The New Yorker, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and the birthday cards I send to my dog.

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