Dear Inspector Gadget,

I get it. There’s no way a kid trying to float while being closely supervised by an instructor compares to setting up a fantasy sports team. We ALL get that.
And the alone time you now FINALLY have.
Totally. Get. It.
But dude, you can’t grab a seat in the front row by the glass and look down at your mobile workstation the entire time.
You are… a douche.
You’re not even pretend-looking-up at your kid.
What about the grandparents who came in this weekend for the Air and Water Show, and now THIS is the water show they’re forced to endure — from the back row?
Or the pregnant mom forced to pop up and wave each time Ashley Jr gets to the end?
You suck, dude. You totally suck.
-SS
Full disclosure: Yes, I’m aware the obvious hypocrisy.
Fuller disclosure: But I have snaps of my kid to prove otherwise.
Fullest disclosure: Not a huge crime. Just thoughtless and lame. Plus all the manspreading.
Every time you click that clap a puppy gets a belly scratch, an ear rub, AND a handful of super yummy crunchy puppy treats. But if you don’t, it gets the hose again. Just saying…
