10 Shocking Surprises Awaiting Melania When She Returns To Her Native Slovenia
Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

Your cutting mashup of Melania’s knockers really hurts.

My faithful wife of 53 years thought her life was ruined when she turned 15 and her bra size stopped at pre-teen.

Donald Trump’s boobs (brains and man boobs) are bigger than my beloved wife’s

Nevertheless I had a good time as a husband and our daughter grew up to be a wonderful woman.

I hope Donald chokes to death trying to suckle on Melania’s silicon.