Confiscate all of Donald Trump’s imaginary money.
Release Donald Trump into the joint custody of
Vlad the Impaler [courtesy of shifty news source National Public Radio]Kim and Donald about to kiss (courtesy Financial Times)Xi Jinping trying to look inscrutable as he listens to night soil come out of Donald Trump’s mouth (Courtesy Foreign Policy — as if we had one)Allan Ishac is the only thing keeping me alive at 74 years of age. Allan promise me that you will live long enough to keep me from dying of boredom.