Stephen Kahn
Sep 4, 2018 · 1 min read

Dale Beran

A Tale of Two Hipsters

I look forward to your forthcoming book about the Internet and Politics.

What will it be called? Why are you wasting time on Medium instead of getting your book done?

Why should I read it?

When I was very young I bought the first copy of Playboy. In case you haven’t noticed, Hugh Hefner is dead.

This is Hugh Hefner’s daughter. She turned out a lot better than her dad did.

I am not sure who to credit it to. I might be someone named Jeremy Pepper.

When I was young, I bought the first edition of Playboy. I drooled on it.

My mother, who had suckled me at her breast, got upset and made me burn it.

I read your posting. I look forward to your book. When is it due to be published?

Dale is that what you look like? Do I have your permission to post this on Medium?

I am 74 years old, barely alive, and barely able to comprehend your book. Please let me know when it will be published. nhaknehpets at oohay moc. I check my spam list.

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