If I don’t believe in Trump, does he still exist?
Grampy Pelishek

Grampy, God obviously does not exist. Satan obviously does. He got tired of humans ignoring his existence despite the Holocaust (I am a Jew), the Rwandan genocide (I am a Jew who believes in equal time for all demons), the Armenian Genocide, and rabies. And athlete’s foot. Which almost cost me a leg. (The last sentences is true. The rest is nonsense.)