If I don’t believe in Trump, does he still exist?
Grampy Pelishek
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Grampy, God obviously does not exist. Satan obviously does. He got tired of humans ignoring his existence despite the Holocaust (I am a Jew), the Rwandan genocide (I am a Jew who believes in equal time for all demons), the Armenian Genocide, and rabies. And athlete’s foot. Which almost cost me a leg. (The last sentences is true. The rest is nonsense.)