Stephen Kahn
Aug 31, 2018 · 1 min read

I just started reading

Courtesy MacMillan Publishing (I think)

I’ve only finished Chapter 1. I am deeply prejudiced against Mike Pence.

There for I am willing to believe anything bad about him.

He is from Indiana. My mother was from Indiana.

That’s one strike.

Two, the title of the book is misleading.

Vampires cast no shadow because they have no soul.

The next time you are in the presence of Mike Pence (make sure you have an iron collar around your neck so neither Mike nor Melenia can suck your blood) and then put a bright spot light on both of them.

You sill see no shadow.

While you are staring in stupefaction, they will sing their fangs into your ankles and drain your blood in seconds.

This happens so fast I do not know who to credit. The screen is covered in blood in seconds. Credit Pence. Why not?

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