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If you love Bambi, fine. As far as I am concerned, fuck Bambi. I live in the woods on a large Puget Sound island with far too many deer who would happily clean out our organic garden if we didn’t have it protected with a high fence with electric wiring. They are probably the number 1 hazard after drunk drivers on our roads. I have hit two dear who merrily walk out of the woods and across the highway without a concern.

Venison is a nice lean meat that sounds fine to me.

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