
Sep 3, 2018 · 1 min read
The Self-Crucifixion of the Persecuted Polyamorist
For 5000 US pennies, I will nail you to the cross of your choice.
Where do you want me to insert the first nail?
I am an atheist Jew. I have no doubt Jesus got his first orgasm as they drove in the first nail. I leave the location for the nail to your judgment.
This the way Homo sapiens ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper of boredom.
