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The Self-Crucifixion of the Persecuted Polyamorist

For 5000 US pennies, I will nail you to the cross of your choice.

Where do you want me to insert the first nail?

I am an atheist Jew. I have no doubt Jesus got his first orgasm as they drove in the first nail. I leave the location for the nail to your judgment.

This the way Homo sapiens ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper of boredom.

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