Once again to my surprise I awake and a beam of cold sunshine trickles in from Allen Ishac’s
Dead Brothel Owner Who Won Nevada Seat Wants More Rights For Deceased
72-year-old departed pimp says he will push for organic embalming fluids and more cadaver sex when assembly reconvenes
Seeking derivative inspiration I find from the distinguished UK news source the Guardian:
It’s official — The Walking Dead helped elect Donald Trump
Trump, however, does not walk. He uses his rigid phallus as a pogo stick while he bounces on Melania, displaying a stiff smile as he bounces in and out of deep throat.