Stephen Kahn
Sep 9, 2018 · 2 min read

Responding to Jason Feifer

Why Older People Have Always Trashed Young People

I am an old person. Not that old, actually. Just 74 (equally like to die of a heart attack or a stroke) in the next five minutes, though I just lifted heavy cement blocks to please my faithful wife of 53 years.

When I was young (about 20) I not only trashed old people, I murdered my father. I got no more than two days in jail, six months probation and a record so tightly sealed that not even the Federal Bureau of Investigation knows about it, though it is quite likely that the

Russian Intelligent Agency sometimes GRU, sometimes GU

knows about it.

My ancestors were all Eastern European Jews.

When I was young I heard theories that Stalin’s Jewish doctors poisoned him, perhaps on orders of Beria.

The truth is so murky we may never know the truth.

It is quite likely that Putin is a puppet dancing to Israel’s strings

Do not believe a word I say.

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