Steve Dutch
Aug 8, 2017 · 1 min read

The restroom door said “Gentlemen” but when I stepped inside

I looked around and saw that I’d been taken for a ride

For then I saw that every single space was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse, what could be worse?

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

(Sung to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, and well over 50 years old)

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