rude girl

“Dad, I have made up a rap song”

“ok”

“it has a rude word in it…”

“What word?”

“dick”

“ok, tell me the lyrics”

“I can’t it has a rude word in it”

I take her hand and guide her to the relative safety of the inside of the narrow footpath, as a double decker appears ahead.

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