My Trump Theory of Everything
Dave Pell
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The only way Donald Trump will get into the Social Register is by buying it from the Forbes family and I doubt they’d sell it to him. To those “in society” the rule is “brains, breeding and bullion” in that order. To crass nouveau riche, like Donald Trump, it’s “bullion, brains and breeding.” His grand children might be allowed in, if there is any money left.