Dreading the DARPA challenge where robot reporters cover a WWDC or an I/O conference. First time: grammatical errors, bad puns, and failure to swoon at Jony Ive design. Second time: brilliant prose, great sense of history, and Aaron-Sorkin-esque patter between putative rival robot reporters. By end of ten, 10,000 lists of Things We Learned at WWDC. Will create immediate need for robot readers of that stuff.