A Strange Saga of Mobbed-up Money Madness

A Russian emigre who dropped out of college and became a stock broker and spent a year in jail after stabbing another broker in the face with a broken margarita glass during a bar fight and then got caught in the middle of a $40 million securities “pump and dump” fraud involving the Genovese and Columbo mafia crime families and managed to avoid jail time because the US government secretly intervened on his behalf because he was working undercover for both the FBI and the CIA buying black market Stinger missiles from Russia and then while working for the FBI and maybe the CIA as a legally compromised informant became a business partner of Donald J Trump with an office in Trump Tower and a Trump Organization business card calling him a Senior Advisor to Donald Trump and brokered a $50 million Trump SoHo investment with wealthy Russians with close ties to Vladimir Putin and was heavily involved in the disastrous Trump Tower Ft Lauderdale scam and lawsuit during which Donald J Tump denied knowing him under oath even though Trump had personally asked him to escort his beloved children Donald Jr and Ivanka around Moscow and who once threatened a business partner that he would electrically shock his testicles, cut off his legs, and leave him dead in the trunk of his car…

… that guy… Felix Sater…

… resurfaced in February 2017 at the center of a bizarre conspiratorial deal involving a Ukrainian autocrat who is being investigated for treason and President Trump’s personal lawyer who (maybe) hand delivered a propositional letter to the White House but who admits that the upshot of the deal would be that Vladimir Putin would be allowed to ‘rent’ Crimea and the U.S would remove sanctions on Russia…

… the presence of which prevent the Russian state owned oil company Rosneft and Vladimir Putin and Exxon and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and President Donald J Trump from proceeding with a $500 billion deal to drill for oil in the Arctic and to drill for oil on the 63.7 million acres of land for which Exxon has the drilling rights in Russia but is unable to drill while sanctions are in place, and the removal of which would ultimately generate literally untold trillions of dollars for the oily plutocrats…

… and fast forward to June 2017 when Felix Sater emerges as the key to unlocking Trump’s Pandora’s Box of dodgy deals and financial shenanigans with laundered money from mafia mobsters and swarthy Eastern European gentlemen metaphorically swapping bulging briefcases stuffed with looted largesse for serious stakes in over-leveraged Trumpian Towers destined for financially convenient rack and ruin….

… while somewhere in Washington, maestro Mueller and his admirable team of all star attorneys examine the mind-numbing money madness in all its golden glory.