10 Euphemisms for Death

by Steve Ricci

1.

worm surfing

2.

inertia symposium

3.

extreme free-time maximization

4.

hole humping

5.

fertilization spa

6.

on the necrosis diet

7.

running with the moles

8.

irreversible systems malfunction

9.

freelance afterlife consulting

10.

molecular divestiture

Bonus

existentially FUBAR