Throw up challenges to writers.
steve wardrip
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Don’t Feed the Writers!!!

by m.s.wardrip

Yah, it’s like sport mon. Earn dem points. Games is the way to beef up medium. Go team Go! Do waht de moronis tell yous. Maybe we could play a little bingo checkers writing. Whom ever it is to write the pice with de mostest hart hits gets a new uniform and a crown in his wittle queative haed. Why heck e durn! We could even play Humpty Dumpty on ol nick knacks paddy wack and rescue a boneless dogs in the fog.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on de wall.

Trumpty Dumpty has big balls.

All the Hillary Clintons and Obamaites my friend ,

Can’t put their twisted spin on things again.

Hussein Obama.. now deres a qalllifyed basettball coach… he been playing dem games until dey played out. When he was just a little White/Black boy, alone in de hood he took up de nible cause as a community activist activating communities to be activated communities activating in de community.

I THINK THE THROW UP CHALLENGES JUST MIGHT BE THE BEST GAME EVER. WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND THROW UP. PERHAPS EVEN A PIT OF SHIT GAME WHERE WE CHALLENGED WRITERS TO PIT THEIR SHIT AGAINST ANOTHER CHALLENGED WRITER’S SHIT.

…or just bake cup cakes and be sure to triple sugar coat them before we feed them to the writing masses. Don’ t feed the writers! Only you can prevent cess pools. Racist Schmassis. We are all created equal. Don’t bore me with you collective madness. I have singular madness. Now, it’s time to write. 1–2–3 Go! First one to get there wins aprize. It can only be one sentence long and it must have at least twice use the words “Comets trail their tails.”

And the winner gets a cupie doll. You may already be a weiner.

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