The Silent Lotto Grotto

By m.s.wardrip

“Sheep, Follow Me To Green Pasture”

Like an arrow.

Some call it the Lotto Church

Some call it the Silent Church

I like to call it the Lotto Grotto

Here’s the deal,

I own some property outright

There is no law that says I can’t build a building

and worship there with friends

The rules are you take a vow of silence when entering

An offering in the plate

Mutual respect and silence

At the end of the year we divide the offering

According to how many times

you came and worshipped silently

Is the amount you will receive equally in return

The tithe is divided among members visits

Our only charity is to this church

There are no expenses to the church

There are no taxes to pay

There is no profit. There is no preacher.

This church shares equally with all members

According to attendance

And the amount gathered in each offering

And divided in shares of equality.

We worship our own God silently

The church and church grounds are sacred

The land belongs to God

I am the overseer of the land.

The church is God’s people

He speaks to each silently

We speak to Him silently

We do not force our beliefs on others.

We can exchange contact information off the grounds

Or discuss and meet elsewhere

But not on the sacred grounds or in the church

It is God’s place of holiness

It is God’s prayer cabin.

It is God’s in every way.

It is built on God’s Earth by God creatures.

The Silent Church is open 24/7

Video cameras see everything

Audio recording and security guards

Work together with neighborhood volunteers

Safety and security are assured

God is good and wins everytime

God cannot be defeated

Fear can be defeated

By God’s grace, fear is defeated

I write from God,

“Take these sheep and guide them to green pasture.”

This in the Lord God High Almighty

Keeper of saints,

Ruler of angels,

Savior of man,

Force of overcoming.

Take your shoes off

Have a seat

Be quiet

With God

THE SILENT CHURCH RULES AND REGULATIONS

“Welcome to The Silent Church”

1. No Criminal Activity or Disrespect. Period.
2. No bad behavior or you will be ejected.
3. No talking, laughing, singing, heavy breathing, music or noise.
4. No crying babies, noisy or disruptive children.
5. No panting, barking, meowing, purring, growling or any pets or any animals.
6. No reading, listening, watching or viewing any content on the grounds. Period.
7. No electronics except for medical reasons.
8. Silence and deep respect is mandatory in and on church grounds.
9. You may stay as little or as long as you like sitting and standing.
10. You must obey God’s rules at all times.

The Silent Church is under he authority of TKOW (The Kingdom of Wardrippa, ruled by King Wardrippa the First a.k.a United States of America Citizen as Mark Steven Wardrip ssn xxx-xx-xxx7 whom is under no ones Holy authority except God Himself.

“Sheep, Follow Me To Green Pasture”