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I totally thought this article was going to be about how, in a time when our celebrity infotainment industry has delivered America a fascist “cult-of-personality”-type President, that perhaps we could do with a little less vapid celebrity shit in our lives. But this article honors (if not prescribes) the dominant presence that the celebrity complex hold over us. Eww.

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