Yelp Reviews: What they think they’re reviewing vs. what they’re actually reviewing

What she thinks she’s reviewing: Garfield Park Conservatory

What she’s actually reviewing: the woman who got married there; thermodynamics

what she thinks she’s reviewing: Green Eye Lounge’s poor service

what she’s actually reviewing: visiting the city from Highland Park, Illinois

What he thinks he’s reviewing: Weegee’s service

What he’s actually reviewing: his own helplessness

What she thinks she’s reviewing: Dante’s atmosphere

What she’s actually reviewing: children

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