Selena Gomez needs to call me the f back

It’s getting to me


Sitting here. Watching The Blind Side. Average movie. Not-so-average Lilly Collins playing a girl that is literally named Collins. It’s the only reassurance I ever needed.

I check my phone.

Text sent to Lilly Collins: “looking great babe.”

Sent at 3:47 pm mountain time.

2014

It’s time to move on. She obviously has. Plan B is in effect.


August 12th, 2017 1:37 am

Text sent to Selena Gomez: “Decided to give this a chance. I’m ready to treat you right. Call me.”

That was 3 nights ago. I’m still waiting for the call. Lucky for us both I’m a patient dude and I know how busy she is.

Things are looking up. I’ll keep y’all posted.

Never don’t shoot your shot fellas.

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