Selena Gomez needs to call me the f back
It’s getting to me
Sitting here. Watching The Blind Side. Average movie. Not-so-average Lilly Collins playing a girl that is literally named Collins. It’s the only reassurance I ever needed.
I check my phone.
Text sent to Lilly Collins: “looking great babe.”
Sent at 3:47 pm mountain time.
It’s time to move on. She obviously has. Plan B is in effect.
August 12th, 2017 1:37 am
Text sent to Selena Gomez: “Decided to give this a chance. I’m ready to treat you right. Call me.”
That was 3 nights ago. I’m still waiting for the call. Lucky for us both I’m a patient dude and I know how busy she is.
Things are looking up. I’ll keep y’all posted.
Never don’t shoot your shot fellas.