Dear Barack Obama, Now that you’re a lame duck and barely the leader of the free world anymore…
David Smooke
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Dear David,

I apologize, but Barr-I mean, President Obama, already *has* a new friend named David. Me. Yes. He and I will go on a bike ride and have a beer or two.

I even requested him on LinkedIn. Don’t ruin this for me, man, this is my dream!