People are often surprised to hear that as a tall, bearded, somewhat intimidatingly-looking guy, I am just afraid as everyone else of getting mugged in a city…
(I am standing at the deli counter)
Deli Worker: What can I get you?
Me: Can I have a pound of turkey and a pound of ham?
Deli Worker: Like… what? What do you mean?
Me: Um… just…
(I pick up the phone)
Woman: Yes, is this Jesse?