So, clearly a bunch of us do give a shit. I absolutely love that. I apologize for this delayed follow-up to my last piece — I’ve been fighting a bad cold for a week (I blame Trump) and have been thinking a lot about where we go from here.
Unlike some of my other ancestors that I’ve heard (and told) the same stories about over and over, there never seemed to be many family tales about my German heritage via my mother’s mother. I never really knew anything too specific, even though it’s a quarter of my ancestry and the most recent.
Dear to whom it may sir or madam,
This is my cover letter. Ignore the first sentence. It is meaningless. This cover letter will attempt to be both humorous and professional, and contains words and phrases designed to showcase my vocabulary without being too…