Ode to Footnote formatting,
- sung to the tune of “Right Round” by Flo Rida*
You spin my head right round, right round,
when you go down, when you go down down. (x2)
Heyyy, started my paper with swagger hop into that intro I got places to go!
Due date is coming and my time is precious, gotta get under control
Just like my mind when it’s flowing that clock just keeps going and I gotta close
…No stopping now paragraph’s almost ove’ — gotta get done but first get those footnotes….
I know the storm is coming, works cited is lookin like its gonna blow up-
Call up my homies and tell em to wait ‘cause looks like I’m gonna be hours-
The paper was done today, but-now I realize that this is gonna take power….
Citations are lethal man they’re gonna end me like Al Roker roasted Matt Lauer-
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN
WHY-CANT-YOU-STAY-ON-THE-SAME-PAGE, WHEN YOU GO DOWN, IT MAKES ME GO FROWN FROWN