It's pretty boring here in Shaquille O' Neel's dungeon. That's why I read, listen to music, and write stuff here. But hey! I get free bread. So that's cool.

Jan 22, 2016

Keith’s Survival Log

Day 2- Entry One: Boredom

Ugh, I’m BORED! I guess I’ll start writing in this thing. Well, what’s there to say? Let me think of something to get the words flowing. Oh yeah! I know! So here I am, floating on a boat, out in the middle of no where, with a mute and a Swede who just won’t stop complaining! Thought I’d like to just get that out there.

OK, let’s start over. Hi, my names Keith. I don’t know your name, and honestly, I don’t care. Hold on. Does that kind of thing work in a journal? Whatever. So you’re probably wondering: how did you get stranded Keith? Excellent question.