Keith’s Survival Log
Day 4- Entry Three: Mutiny
Holy hell I knew Erik was lying socialist swede, but it’s only been day four and he already decided that he should treat himself to two cans of food, instead of one, without even telling me! I wasn’t gonna have that so I stood up and declared myself leader of our little band. And to my surprise, poncho agreed! So with little effort, I became leader by popular vote. The only thing that could have made it more official would be if we signed a document. But we can’t waste paper like that! Anyway, I’m gonna spend these next few pages on some juicy backstory.