HOW TO WAKE UP EARLY?

and motivated 


“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?”
Factotum, 1975

Unfortunately, if you are employed, you are stuck in this routine every Monday to Friday. I don’t wake up early naturally so let me share with you my top motivator to get me out of my bed.

Here’s what I do.

Buy a huge piece of the most sinful creamy chocolate cake ever. Before you go to sleep, place it right next to your bed. Tell yourself, you get to eat it once your alarm rings.

Hope it works for you too.

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