THE NEXT TIME I WRITE MY RESUME

How to brag

Imagine with me, there are thousands of new job applications arriving in HR’s office email inbox daily. Thousands of hopeful applicants. Which also means thousands of dreary CV’s to be read by the HR admin officer. If I am one, you better impress me with your writings and I don’t want any ‘I’m a good team player‘ sorta template — ctrl+v kinda resume!

Well, thanks to my best buddy, I have discovered some best lines to write in my CV.

“I feed little and sleep much less, accomplishing much!”
“I am dependable: Just call my name and I’ll be there”
“No need an interview. Trust me you will love me!”

If I’m not hired, I really have no idea anymore about what is needed in our corporate job industry. All you corporate suckers.