Published in Suck My Twenties·Jul 15, 2017The Care TakerJuly 29, 2011 It was February, 2002, and two months had passed since I’d received documents in the mail finalizing my divorce. I had been married for four years, separated for one of them, and I was a wreck. Immediately upon reading the documents, I called my now ex-wife to…Short Story27 min read
Published in Suck My Twenties·Jul 15, 2017FlushFebruary 19, 2010 Okay, so I wake up, and I feel fucking beat, but I also feel pretty good, because I can tell that I’ve been putting my body to the test and am recovering nicely, growing into a nice strong young man, and I’m lounging around like a cat…Short Story6 min read
Published in Suck My Twenties·Jul 15, 2017Creepy, IndeedMarch 5, 2010 Okay, so I’m thinking about what to write about now, should it be the Broken Little Angel story, or a combo of that and how I’m running my fake marriage into the ground, or how this three week bender is coming to a physical and emotional end…Short Story8 min read
Published in Suck My Twenties·Jul 15, 2017Esposa FuturaMay 19, 2010 Okay, so I’m going to write a screenplay about me fucking up and getting divorced, and tell the whole story, all about the strip clubs and the Tokyo saunas, and the weed and the church and the creeping and the stealing, and the mania, the attempted Walmart…Short Story5 min read