Welcome to the Manhood !
If I ever have a baby boy,
from the time he turns from boy to a man ,
I want to be the one to accept it,
that I raised a man with balls.
Regardless of how poor or rich I am by then.
when he’s getting ready to go,
I want to buy him the suit that he loves, with my money
as a symbol of accepting him as a man,
offer a scotch, before he leaves,
and tell him
“welcome to the manhood”