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China’s Secret Plan to Invade Tajikistan Uncovered

A deep dive into geopolitics by Howard Bubski

Scott Christenson🌴
4 min readMay 11, 2024
Map of Tajikistan, Wikipedia — OSINT analysis by Howard Bubski

Tajikistan Is As Ripe For China’s Taking As a One Week Old Banana. — By Howard Bubski

Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, accompanied by its disastrous two-year failure to achieve its goals, makes it abundantly clear that China is about to do the same thing. Authoritarian dictatorships always make the same mistake twice.

Central Asia, Middle East, and Latin American geopolitical analyst Howard Bubski takes us through the details.

Based in Racine Wisconsin, Howard Bubski has spent 23 years working in Insurance Claims Adjustment, and 7 weeks conducting in depth research on Tajikistan using X (formerly known as Twitter), to become a leading authority on China’s military ambitions.

Let’s peel the banana peel off this soft power dilemma.

Tajikistan is a Gold Mine of Gold Mines

The 1.3 trillion metric tons of rock in Tajikistan, as all rocks do, hold vast mineral wealth, as spoken of since Marco Polo’s time. This small nation has as many undocumented deposits of mineral resources as Southern California has skilled agricultural workers.

A Tajikistan Gold Mine — Tajikistan Embassy

The American government agrees:

“Tajikistan is a mountainous, mineral rich country with more than 600 deposits of some 50 different minerals including silver, gold, lead, zinc, antimony, mercury, molybdenum, tungsten, iron, tin, boron, strontium, fluorspar, rock salt, precious and semi-precious stones, bituminous coal, anthracite, graphite, mineral wax, and phosphates.”

— US International Trade Administration

A Growing Military Buildup

China — Tajikistan Border by ejwolfson on Unsplash — OSINT analysis by Howard Bubski

China’s shares a 700 km border with Tajikistan.

Open source researchers working with the Howard Bubski Institute have spotted Chinese military units camouflaged as rocks massing along this unguarded border.

This act of shocking and flagrant aggression depicted above has been committed under the watchful gaze of the international community.

Next week we will release satellite photos with ominous looking vague dark spots circled.

Chinese Hacking Attempts

Photo by Patrick Schneider on Unsplash — OSINT analysis by Howard Bubski

In 2017, a new App took Tajikistan by storm:

Shear Genius — where herders swap tips, tricks, and sometimes partners.

In April 2024, Tajikistan main mobile app went down for 3 hours.

Upon seeing a system crash on the Windows 8 desktop holding its database, Shear Genius’s overworked programming team immediately blamed Chinese hackers.

They were immediately granted overtime pay to do whatever was necessary to thwart this diabolical Chinese attempt to stop the spread of viral sheep shearing videos.

Bait And Switch

Why has China solely threatened to invade Taiwan every year since 1954?

To take the world’s eyes off the real prize — Tajikistan.

A clever opponent never signals his true intentions.

“Deception is one of the quickest ways to gain little things and lose big things.” — Thomas Sowell

It’s Obvious

What are they waiting for? Tajikistan has been sitting defenseless against China’s vast military might for decades.

Like an experienced general, China has been biding its time and collecting its strength over 70 years to be able to attack this country that is 1% of its size and population. It may soon be ready.

What’s Stopping Them?

The valiant efforts of researchers like myself! So please hit the like and subscribe buttons and then make a donation to my Patreon account at @RetiredAndRestless1959.

Your contribution will help fund American F16s, and my research efforts on X (formerly known as twitter), to save the free world. Tajikistan is only the first stepping stone to Cleveland Ohio, so please fund my cause on Patreon before it’s too late.

— And that’s all from HOWARD BUBSKI in Racine Wisconsin, where he continues to protect the free world (and Tajikistan) from the threat of authoritarian leaders, and help steer the course of world geopolitics.

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Scott Christenson🌴

Satire, Short Fiction, and Info Journalism. 'Medium's Fountain of Unsolicited Advice' - NYT. Milwaukee native, now a digital nomad living in Asia.