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If This Is the Future Of Food

I’m going hungry

Feb 18, 2024

An insect food stall in Shenzhen China

Feb 18, 2024

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10 Worst Memoir Tropes

tips from a ghostwriter

Jan 14, 2024

10 Worst Memoir Tropes

Jan 14, 2024

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Scientists Discover “Political Viagra” in Brains of Men Over 40

What stands out right now

Jan 24, 2024

fMri Brain Scan of Political Viagra protein deposits

Jan 24, 2024

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Which Order Does Our Hamster Eat 4 Foods? Oatmeal, Corn, Cheese, Blueberry — Find Out!

Last night, hoping to transition our newly adopted hamster into a gold mine of content creation, I carefully positioned my iPhone and…

Jan 23, 2024

Four foods displayed in front of our hamster.

Jan 23, 2024

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At 44, I Gave Up Drinking, Now I Can’t Stop Thinking (Of How Hot I Am)

An article by Marissa Narski

Dec 26, 2023

Beautiful woman at a beach in a bikini— alt text to boost Medium stories

Dec 26, 2023

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The Ethicist — if Donald Trump Does Something I Agree With, Do I Need to Change My Stance on That…

Ask an ethicist

Mar 8

The Ethicist — if Donald Trump Does Something I Agree With, Do I Need to Change My Stance on That…

Mar 8

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Trump Will Leave Us Penniless

Figuratively Speaking

Mar 5

Trump Will Leave Us Penniless

Mar 5

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The Pope is Dying — Where Are All The Atheists?

Atheists offer thoughts, but definitely not prayers

Feb 27

The Pope is Dying — Where Are All The Atheists?

Feb 27

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Other Countries, According To Our News

Boiling foreign countries down to adjectives

Feb 15

Other Countries, According To Our News

Feb 15

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You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!

Revealing the inside story

Feb 14

You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!

Feb 14

Scott Christenson🌴

Scott Christenson🌴

Satire writer. 'Medium's Fountain of Unsolicited Advice' according to the NYT. Wisconsin native, currently a digital nomad in Asia.

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