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World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion

As a fleet of alien warships enter Earth’s orbit, global governments spring into action

May 24

World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion

May 24

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Amish Leader Declares “We Were Right All Along”

Trump’s tariffs spark collapse of modern society

Apr 30

Amish Leader Declares “We Were Right All Along”

Apr 30

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If This Is the Future Of Food

I’m going hungry

Feb 18, 2024

An insect food stall in Shenzhen China

Feb 18, 2024

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10 Worst Memoir Tropes

tips from a ghostwriter

Jan 14, 2024

10 Worst Memoir Tropes

Jan 14, 2024

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Scientists Discover “Political Viagra” in Brains of Men Over 40

What stands out right now

Jan 24, 2024

fMri Brain Scan of Political Viagra protein deposits

Jan 24, 2024

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Job Listing — Regional Strongman (Middle East Division)

U.S. Department of World Affairs — Bureau of Geopolitical Leadership

12h ago

Job Listing — Regional Strongman (Middle East Division)

12h ago

We Need A Better Word for Dog “Owner”

What the world can teach us

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We Need A Better Word for Dog “Owner”

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Israel and Iran as Andor Characters

A bunker busting comparison

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Israel and Iran as Andor Characters

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Israel Drops American Bombs from American Fighter Jets Flown by American-Trained Pilots, Says They…

F-35s, Smart Bombs, and a side of Hummus

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Israel Drops American Bombs from American Fighter Jets Flown by American-Trained Pilots, Says They…

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How Verbs & Adjectives Frame the Israel-Iran Conflict

A war of words

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Cartoon of Israeli and Iranian journalists shouting at each other

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Scott Christenson🌴

Scott Christenson🌴

Satire writer, unsolicited advice giver. In an echo chamber, I'm the weird sound from outside. Wisconsin native, currently a digital nomad in Asia.

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