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Dear Professor Magno,

The grammar zombies living here will awaken soon, a few of them are sure to pipe in presently. They are apparently all Oxford comma, hard-core grammar buffs, junkies, and so on. Some things they speak can’t even be spoken without wearing a cap and gown. They have already, made a big to do elsewhere.

While I think grammar is important, I didn’t like how they came across as intellectually most superior, and arrogantly so to boot. They aren’t even professors. One wonders.

You, however, a Professor, wrote this in such a kind and guiding way that it motivates me to care about the dots, dashes and splices.

Thank-you for not belligerently berating us, the extra smalls of the grammatically challenged.

Warmest Regards,

A student of grammar post graduate.

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