It’s Preschool Open House Season Motherfuckers
Dan Hon

Hilarious! Gotta love you newbie parents. :) Just go find a boarding preschool. Strong elementary prep curriculum, AP classes to place out of kindergarten — done! You can direct deposit their allowance for incidentals and before you know it they’ll be home for break all potty trained and calling you by your first name.

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